My Week 234: Up On The Roof

As many of you know, I’m from a very small town, but I work in Toronto, so during the week, I live downtown in a condo. I’m on the 34th floor. I have a balcony but I never go out there, not because I’m afraid of heights but because I’m afraid of falling FROM them. But the view from my windows is always very interesting, because I can see into other buildings as well as being able to look down on other roofs, and I’ve seen some crazy stuff. One of the buildings opposite had this naked mannequin in the window for the longest time. Once in a while, it sported a jaunty fedora, but it never wore pants. EVER. I’m just glad I had the posterior view because looking at mannequin junk every day would be very disconcerting.

Look at my bum!

 Last week, I was looking out my bedroom window, which overlooks another building. I’ve seen it hundreds of times, but I’ve never actually paid attention to the thing that I suddenly noticed and am now absolutely befuddled by. Take a look at the picture below. It shows the side of a building with a beautiful mural celebrating singers and venues in Toronto. There’s also a rooftop which features a ladder.

Ladder to nowhere

 Now think about the ladder. What is the deal with that f*cking ladder? It comes out of a brick wall, goes down and then along the roof, then suddenly stops. It’s not high enough to reach the next level of the roof, and it’s above the door in the brick. If you look closely you can tell that it doesn’t go INTO the brick—it’s just attached to it. It’s either performance art making a statement about the futility of life or a very poorly designed roller coaster.

43 thoughts on “My Week 234: Up On The Roof”

  1. Lol, that mannequin in the window is just creepy. But an unfinished roof top would stomp on my very last nerve. God you make me laugh so much, and I ave to agree with you, what’s up with men being embarrassed buying condoms? I mean really? They’re the ones using them, it goes on their junk so why the embarrassment? Lol

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    • I think it’s just the collision of worlds–having tampons and condoms in the same aisle. And yes, that mannequin was creepy AF, but we started calling him Manny and I don’t know if that made it better or worse!

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  2. Kathleen Howell's avatar Kathleen Howell says:

    Floor to ceiling windows and city lights at night… how incredibly awesome.. I’ve never lived in a high rise but the views would be incredible. I’m on the 12th floor at work and that provides some pretty cool views of our city. Good luck with the move!

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  3. I’m going to spend all day thinking about that ladder. I think you might have nailed it on the poorly designed rollercoaster thing, but I’ll need to spend 8 to 10 hours pondering it.

    All kidding aside, those views are spectacular!

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  4. The views are quite spectacular. And a little bit confounding, when the mannequin is figured into the equation. Here is my tracks theory: the tracks were once used as a tramway for snow removal?? OK, maybe not, but what the heck? I’ll miss your being a link to Toronto for me, but do anticipate some reeeealllllly good train stories. Enjoy your Sunday—mine just got better reading this.

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  5. I don’t think it’s a ladder. It looks more like an enormous towel radiator. Actually, it is positioned over a vent in the wall so my guess is it is some kind of ‘get rid of excess heat through radiation’ device. Bloody weird though.

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  8. That mural on the side of the building is so interesting–I feel like I should recognize that guy–that I wouldn’t have noticed the ladder to nowhere if you hadn’t mentioned it. And I think the ladder is some kind of modern art sculpture. They placed it on top of the building knowing that people in surrounding buildings would look down and see it. The other possibility is that it was that it was installed by Bill, Frank, Bob, and Monty, and you know how those guys are.
    And that mannequin reminds me of a local billboard for a car dealership from many years ago. The slogan was “We’ll beat the pants off any deal!” and there was a cartoon of a series of people seen only from the waist down with their trousers around their ankles–all wearing boxers, thankfully. And to one side there was a mannequin that was dressed up to look like a guy putting up the billboard with his trousers down–also wearing boxers.
    It stayed up for a long time but I wonder how many wrecks it caused.

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  9. Love the pic of the ladder, also the mannequin – both would make great photo prompts! May I borrow them if I get stuck? Anyway, having coffee, wet hair out of the shower, dressed and so happy to see my Weekly pick me up in the form of your blog.🌝

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  10. That’s one of the things I miss about TO. My apartment with a view. It was only later that I found out that the redder the sky, the more polluted the air is. Oh well, you can’t have it all….
    Btw, that ladder looks perfectly normal to me. It shows you can climb nothingness easier that you think.

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  11. LOVE your story! you just got to wonder what in the world the mannequin was doing in that apartment!?
    Your view………incredible. I have always wanted to live downtown in a big city for a year or two………….think of all the stories I missed! 🙂

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  13. I like the mannequin…we have a half man named Bob in our basement. I think his purpose is to practice punches and kicks, not sure…my husband made the purchase, I go to the gym like a normal person. We’ve been known to dress Bob up for special occasions….we also have a skeleton we take out for Halloween. Bones likes to wear hats and wigs, sometimes she puts a scream mask on….Geezus my husband and I are weird. I feel like I’ve just been through an intervention…must go to a 12 step meeting of some sort now….. I look forward to the future train stories.

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  17. You definitely got more done that morning than those guys did:) I’m also completely mesmerized by the ladder and the tracks that lead up to it–maybe it’s for a train for the holidays? Maybe Santa’s sleigh/train goes around and up and then back down again over and over again?

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  19. I have to say, I’m all about that mannequin in the window. I used to have a magnet of Michelangelo’s “David”. He came with a wardrobe and you could dress him. Mostly in drag, but he also had some tuxedos and such. Being in my early 20’s, it seemed that most of the time, he ended up with a bow tie on his penis. It was like naughty paper dolls for adults!

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