Hallowe’en Surprise
Me: I can’t believe that, out of all the candy you gave out, all we have left are a bunch of mini-Mr. Goodbars and Wunderbars. I’ve never even heard of either of them. What happened to all the Aeros and Kitkats?!
Ken: I don’t know. I tried to be random…
Me: What the hell is a Wunderbar anyway?
Ken: Ooh, it’s yummy. It tastes like chocolate and butter.
Me: What?! That’s gross. Give me one…ohhh, that’s actually quite tasty. But still. What happened to all the candy?
Ken: I left some packets of Swedish berries on the counter for you. Just because you ate them already, don’t get mad at me.
Me: No, you didn’t. There were ZERO packages of any type of decent candy on the counter.
Ken: Yes, I DID. They were right there…
Titus (clears throat): Ahem. I thought those were for me.
Me: You ate my Swedish Berries?
Titus: Were they yours? They were delicious.
Me: Were there any Fuzzy Peaches?
Titus: There may or may not have been some Fuzzy Peaches.
Me: Dammit—I love the Fuzzy Peaches!
Ken: What happened to the wrappers? I don’t see them anywhere.
Titus: Oh, you’ll be seeing them eventually. Trick or treat.
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Hilarious, delightful post. Made my cold Sunday morning warm up!
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Thanks–glad to be of assistance. Interestingly, it’s November here in Canada but today it was around 50 degrees Fahrenheit–weird for us!
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I think we’re getting snow tonight!
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Oddly. I love going to the dentist. And actually, over the years I have had quite a bit of dental drama. But for a regular check up and cleaning, I love it. I love that clean teeth feeling!
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I know–me too! I just hate the polish–strawberry flavoured gravel!
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I could never be mad at Titus, only glad that he didn’t get any chocolate, and that he got a Halloween treat of his own.
And I make fun of the dentist but it’s never as bad as I pretend. The problem is laughing doesn’t really make me laugh. It just makes me hallucinate.
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Oh, Titus has eaten plenty of chocolate before, and grapes too. Luckily, he’s got a cast iron stomach and a strong constitution. I’m just worried about the wrappers–I don’t know what that’s going to do to his system, but he seems ok so far. Fingers crossed.
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Love this blog!~Kim
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Thank you!
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I didn’t go to the dentist for many years. The guy I go to now, though, he gasses me up and everything is okay. He’s a weirdo that teaches yoga in his spare time, probably to balance out the horrible job he has during the day.
Frankly, I believe that if you put your fingers in people’s mouths for a living, you have to expect to be bitten from time to time.
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I’m just glad I was the biter, not the bitee!
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Reblogged this on Dream Big, Dream Often.
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Reblogged this on livingthroughtheyears.blog and commented:
MDB, you are persistent with your humor and sharing with others. Thank you once again for the glimpse inside your crazy mind. Selling Rodan&Fields skin care now. My email. ramonaholmes91@gmail.com. Let’s talk. It want hurt 😞 and no laughing gas necessary ‼️🦋🎉😜💫 Thanks for all your thoughts and prayers during my difficult time! Getting better every day! 🦋✝️
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Loved this post, gave me a good laugh on a cold Monday in England 😊 Thank you
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Glad you enjoyed it–sorry England is so cold right now!
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We English can be a bit soft at times 😬 we don’t know what cold weather is 😉
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As usual, you emoted your nut side. Hilarious. So, you are a biter! Titus was brave. Thanks as usual for the visuals you design in my head that only your style persuades. Your G-m.o. no doubt. Love it! How is Mr. Oscar?
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Oh, Mr. Oscar–that’s a long and sad story. Stay tuned…
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Oh, cheri Oscar, I hope you are alright my darling – to upset MDB, I will wait for your reply…
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. . .which is weird because you’d think with all his access to floss and sh*t that he’d be completely tuned up. . . I bust out laughing here at work reading this. I DIED. I enjoyed it all, but this observation was extra-special. Before it was the practice, I had to have braces twice because my ortho screwed up my teeth. I don’t know a time when some allied health professional wasn’t poking and prodding about in my mouth, so I’m immune to that fear myself. Thanks for the fun!
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The number of people I know who’ve had their teeth messed up by a bad dentist is crazy. I’m so lucky that most of mine have been really competent!
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Ha! I knew I was looking for vampires in all the wrong places.
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I know–I was going to message you and tell you to forget about Romania–they’re in Ontario!
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Oh Titus.
I’m not a dentist wuss myself. Our dentist growing up was a family friend (& his wife was the hygienist). Now I’m married to a (retired) dentist’s son. He was more of a dental surgeon than a tooth cleaner but they’re all still very proud of my cavity-free mouth.
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It’s funny how I always feel vaguely triumphant every time the dentist says, “No cavities”. Huzzah!
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You are amazing— making me actually laugh amid such a hair raising situation —glad you have boring (or did he mean as in boring a hold?) teeth 🙂
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Ooh, I never even thought of boring as in drilling! Hope he wasn’t making a prediction!
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LOL!
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